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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception
was excellent.
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one more for the road."
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste
funny to you?"
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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
Doc says, "It's Not Unusual."
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks
his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Why!? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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I went to a seafood disco last week, and pulled a mussel.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
category: puns date entered: 2005-12-20
