The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my malumute and was in line to check out. A
woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that
I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your
pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the
food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking myself and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door

category: general  date entered: 2006-11-07