Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man
engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if
I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really
liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it wi th all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not,
we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths
agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

category: men and women  date entered: 2007-03-05