Laws of the Universe
Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of probability:

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want
to be seen with.

Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which
will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Location:

No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law:

If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

category: general  date entered: 2006-03-09