Alaskan Bear Remover
A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof.

So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat,
a shotgun and a mean pit bull.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock
the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.

When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.

Don?t get excited when you hear the bear scream in excruciating pain.

My dog will hurt the bear so bad, people will hear the bear screaming & howling for more
than 5 miles away.

The bear will then be subdued and in enough shock for us to put him in the cage in the back
of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner & says, ?Can you handle a shotgun??

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, please shoot the dog."

category: general  date entered: 2010-11-11