The Bridge
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above
his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "because you have tried to be faithful to me in all
ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel
it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all
men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why
she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

category: men and women  date entered: 2012-02-12