Blonde, beautiful, and going to Toronto
This attractive young blonde woman is flying from Los Angeles to Toronto. After the plane is
airborne, she notices a seat in first class is unoccupied, so she walks up from coach and sits
in the first class seat. The flight attendant notices this and politely tells the women,

"Excuse me, but the people in this section pay extra for these seats and you can't just take
one. You need to go back to your assigned seat in coach."

The blonde woman responds, rather indignantly, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto,
and I am not moving."

The flight attendant, rather taken aback, informs the flight deck of the situation and the First
Officer offers to go back and take care of the matter. After informing the woman she needed to
go back to coach, he gets the same response,

"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I am not moving."

Now, the First Officer brings the matter to the Captain's attention and explains to him what is
going on. The Captain says,

"Did you say she was blonde?"

"Yes"

The Captain says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde and I speak 'blonde' very well."

The Captain goes back and whispers a few words into the woman's ear. At which point the woman
goes, "Oh" and calmly gets up and moves back to her seat in coach.

The First Officer and flight attendant are shocked and ask the Captain what he said to convince
her to move.

"Oh, I just told her the people in this section of the airplane are not going to Toronto."

category: aviation  date entered: 2012-04-13