Church Squirrels
A small town had five houses of worship:

The Presbyterian Church,
The Baptist Church ,
The Lutheran Church ,
The Catholic Church and
The Jewish Synagogue.

Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.
After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be
there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met
and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels
escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

The Lutheran Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of
God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside
of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the
squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas ,
Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday and Easter.

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one squirrel and had a short
service with him called circumcision and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.

category: religion  date entered: 2013-04-08