NCAA Jokes
Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear.

In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on
Monday.
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What does the average Nebraska player get on his SATs?

Drool.
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How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.
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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods. One of them said,
"Look, a dead bird."
The other looked up in the sky and said,
"Where?"
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A University of Notre Dame football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-
riding accident. He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of
the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
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What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit?

"Will the defendant please rise."
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.
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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game
this week; the other half will have to dress themselves.
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How is the Indiana football team like a possum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.
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What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football player's life?

Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.

category: sports  date entered: 2013-11-21