Car Keys
They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly, I realized I must have left them in the car.

Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving
my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around
the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the
police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it
had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's
been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his
voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"

category: men and women  date entered: 2015-05-07