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A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver read:
"We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you."
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.â€
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.â€
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.â€
On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.â€
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.â€
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.â€
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.â€
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.â€
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.â€
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.â€
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.â€
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!â€
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will
be de-lighted.â€
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.â€
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.â€
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.â€
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.â€
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
category: puns date entered: 2017-04-09