Texting
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The
wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her
husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you."


The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

category: men and women  date entered: 2017-04-13