The Pair of Pants
The groom-to-be was going to be married soon, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Son, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took
off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, 'Here, try these on!

She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them '

I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that
night we have never had any problems.

''Hmmm." The young man thought that might be good thing to do. On his honeymoon, the groom
took off his pants and said to his bride, 'Here, try these on.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large, they don't fit me. '

He said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family, and I always will. I don't want you ever
to forget that. '

Then she took off her pants, handed them to him, and said,

'Here, you try on mine.'

He did and said, 'I can't get into your pants. '

She said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will. '

And they lived happily ever after.

category: men and women  date entered: 2019-05-28