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Most of the generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My father taught me LOGIC:
" N Because I said so, that's why ."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My father taught me IRONY:
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"
13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful
parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING:
"You are going to get it from your father when you get home!"
1 8 . My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP:
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My father taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21 My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up"
22. My mother taught me GENETICS:
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS:.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM:
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.
25. My father taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!â€
This should only be shared to the over 60 crowds because the younger ones would not believe
we truly were told these "EXACT" words by our parents…
category: general date entered: 2020-10-24