The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower.
Psalms 18:2 KJ
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Stealing the paintings

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.

However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2
blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he
replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

category: puns  date entered: 2021-03-15