Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
Matthew 28:19-20 KJ
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Stealing the paintings

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.

However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2
blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he
replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

category: puns  date entered: 2021-03-15