He that findeth his life shall lose it: and he that loseth his life for my sake shall find it.
Matthew 10:39 KJ
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Swatting Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, Three males and two females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."

category: men and women  date entered: 2021-05-04