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So this guy walks into a bar, looking VERY depressed. With a deep sigh, and the start of a tear in
one eye, he orders FIVE 40-year-old singlemalt Scotches--which run about twenty bucks apiece.
The barman lines 'em up, and as the guy knocks 'em back, says, "Mister, you look as depressed as
anyone I ever seen in this place."The guy says, "You'd be sad too, if you had what I got."
"Man! What do you got?"
The guy finished the last drink, and says, "Fifty cents."
category: bar date entered: 2006-03-09
