And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many. And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold. But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
Matthew 24:11-13 KJ
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Purple Polka-Dotted Penquin

A purple polka-dotted penguin goes into a bar and orders a White Russian.

The bartender mixes it up, gives it to the penguin, and he drinks it. When he asks for his tab the
bartender charges him $20.00.

Reluctantly, the penguin slams the money down on the counter and gets up to leave.

"Hey, wait!" The bartender yelled after him. "We don't get too many purple polka-dotted penguins in
here."

The penguin turns around and yells,

"At $20.00 for a White Russian I should think not!"


category: bar  date entered: 2006-03-09