And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
Matthew 24:4-5 KJ
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Purple Polka-Dotted Penquin

A purple polka-dotted penguin goes into a bar and orders a White Russian.

The bartender mixes it up, gives it to the penguin, and he drinks it. When he asks for his tab the
bartender charges him $20.00.

Reluctantly, the penguin slams the money down on the counter and gets up to leave.

"Hey, wait!" The bartender yelled after him. "We don't get too many purple polka-dotted penguins in
here."

The penguin turns around and yells,

"At $20.00 for a White Russian I should think not!"


category: bar  date entered: 2006-03-09