Observations
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90%
probability you'll get it wrong.
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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, some CALIFORNIAN would be
stupid enough to try and pass them.
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The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat
drinking beer all day.
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Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
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Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
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When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart
enough to get out of jury duty.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


category: general  date entered: 2006-03-10