Sayings
Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.

Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.

Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.

Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Don't be sexist -- broads hate that!

He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

When there's a will, I want to be in it!

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the
passengers in his car.



category: general  date entered: 2006-03-11