Men and Women
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn?t need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there?s no use in two people remembering the same
thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn?t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won?t change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
new argument.


category: men and women  date entered: 2006-03-26