Everything Has a Gender
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an
effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong
buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under
it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to
have around.

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it
gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right
buttons.
to push, he keeps trying!

category: men and women  date entered: 2006-05-19