Dog Quotes
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." ~ Anonymous

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." ~ Ann Landers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went." ~ Will Rogers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." ~ Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." ~ Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." ~ Andrew A. Rooney

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl." ~ Penny Ward
Moser

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." ~
Robert Benchley

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." ~ Rita Rudner


"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in
dog money." ~ Joe Weinstein

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
~ Groucho Marx

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with
the most amazing haul ~ chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth!" ~ Anne Tyler

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
~ Robert A. Heinlein



category: quotes  date entered: 2006-06-26